Thursday, April 9, 2015

An Exclusive Interview With The Talented KOLLY DEE

Kolly Dee is an upcoming talented musician, He's a fifth year medical student

at Lviv National Medical University. Y'all are surprised that he's able to cope 


with being a medical student and a musician, find the secret in this exclusive 


interview...



Me: Hello


Kolly Dee: Hi


Me: do you enjoy your celebrity star status


Kolly Dee: Haha of course i do, who doesn't Lol


Me: If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive who would it be and what would say to them?


Kolly Dee: Asa. She's my idol. I love her music. Been a fan since the very first time i heard her music. Uhmmm what will i tell her? "Asa i wanna do a song with you..lol



Me: great


Me: As a growing artiste, what has been your greatest challenge so far?


Kolly Dee: Uhmm my greatest challenge, has been exploring other genres of music. I wanna be as versatile as possible but it takes a whole lot being good at almost all of fields of music but with time i sure will overcome this challenges


Me: That's good


Me: What are you most passionate about?


Kolly Dee: I am really passionate about my music & my family. They mean the whole world to me.


Me: That's so sweet


Me: What’s the biggest mistake you’ve made in your life and how have you overcome it?


Kolly Dee: i really can't think of any but if it counts it will be trusting and confiding in the wrong people. you know its not everyone that asks "How are you" that wishes you well...overtime time i have gotten to realize that i am my own army. its not all about the quantity or number of friends you have but the quality of these friendships..in general i will just say i have grown wiser and smarter.


Me: That's brave


Me: What’s the biggest risk You’ve ever taken?


Kolly Dee: Telling my parents about my intentions to pursue music as a career. initially they weren't so into the idea but along the line i was able to convince them music is me, its my life, it's all i wanna be. right now as i speak i will tell you that my mum is my biggest fan, she's really proud of even little i have accomplished so far,even my dad supports me. i'm blessed.in


Me: What are the six things you can't do without?


Kolly Dee:

1. Food, i looooove eating 2. My phone 3. Music/earphones 4 at least a pack of juice a day 5. Money 6. Perfume

Me: lol


Me: The top 5 songs on your playlist are?


Kolly Dee: One more try - kollydee, Dead again - asa, woju - kiss daniel, uptown funk - bruno mars, iyawo mi - timi dakolo


Me: How do you cope with being a medical student and an artiste at the same time?


Kolly Dee: Its not been easy but when you are passionate about something, you would create time for it...medicine and music are fields i have been always wanted to delve in as a child its no surprise i am here today. Overall i do my best to create time for both of them without treating one more preferentially than the other


Me: Ugly forever or attractive and die a year?


Kolly Dee: Ugly forever. Haha


Me: would you be willing to eat a bowl of cricket for $200000?


Kolly Dee: Never!!!!! I am easily irritated.


ME: Thank you very much, twas nice interviewing you.


Kolly Dee: You are welcome.

I'm back peeps, did you miss me?


 

Sorry I've been inactive, I had so many things to attend to, but I'm back now. Thank you.

Monday, January 19, 2015

TYPES OF NIGERIAN HUSBANDS AND WIVES

                       TYPES OF NIGERIAN HUSBANDS AND WIVES

 Came across this on fb, so i decided to share it LOL.

IBO HUSBAND
Plus
1. He is very loyal
2. He maintains monogamy
3. Could be very yielding/gullible
4. Gives you access to all his assets
5 Follows your advice and directions to the letter
6. Spends money on you for comfort, good looks and happiness
7. Takes care of your kids

Minus
1. Could be very unromantic-Romance is limited to spending money, spending money and spending money
2. May be semi-literate or illiterate.
3. May marry you early and deny you of access to life/youth.
4. More likely to be crude and unrefined
5. Always has a large family to cater to and take care of plus apprentices etc
6. May not be presentable
7. May be horrible in bed and/or sexually illiterate/unwilling to explore.
8. Could be gullible/easy to deceive

YORUBA HUSBAND
Plus
1. Could be very romantic.
2. Could be caring
3. Tries to maintain leadership in the home.
4. Disciplines kids well
5. More white-collar career inclined
6. Literacy level is usually high

Minus
1. More likely to philander
2. More likely to eventually marry another wife
3. More likely to marry you for your money/connections.
4. Could be highly assertive.
5. Most times you would take care of yourself after a while.
6. You may eventually separate with nothing to show for it.
7. Family members may be given priority.

EDO HUSBAND
Plus
1. Believes in marriage
2. Takes care of you and your needs.

Minus
1. May end up not taking full care of the kids
2. Could be very harsh
3. Does not take any nonsense
4. You may end up taking care of him
5. You cant cheat on him.

URHOBO MAN
Plus
1. Believes in marriage
2. Takes care of you and your children’s needs.
3. Loves to give good sex

Minus
1. Get ready to have 16 children
2. You may end up taking care of him
3. You cant cheat on him.
4. His romantic nature is very harsh and forceful
5. Very demanding in bed
6. Be sure to accommodate two more wives, girlfriends and dont employ a pretty househelp.

EFIK MAN
Plus
1. Will effectively take care of the culinary activities in your absence.
2. Is usually very religious
3. Hardworking
4. Good in bed
5. Quite organised and clean.

Minus
1. Be prepared to have 12 kids
2. Your cooking may not be good enough
3. He will either be very ugly or very handsome. no line between. He will also either be very short or very tall. Same with your kids
4. Prepare to have a husband like 25 years older than you in his fifties.

HAUSA MAN
Plus
1. Hardly believes in premarital sex.
2. Very religious
3. Takes care of you

Minus
1. You may be wife number 4
2. You may be wife number 4 at 14
3. You have absolutely no say in anything, anywhere and anytime.
4. If he passes away, you may be transferred to another family.


Different kinds of Nigerian wives
Urhobo wife
PLUS
1 always loyal/faithfully(cheating is outright abomination)
2 very hardworking and self reliant
3. Will exhaust your brains out.(even when you are quarelling)
4. very good cook (banga soup,owo, pepper-soup, sea food specialist
5 can persevere even in poverty conditions
6 accommodating if a second wife shows up
7 She's used to her working while you get high at home.
8 would lay down their life for their children and is very respectful to her in-laws
9. If you like to drink, you'll never be short of a partner.

MINUS
1 agruementative
2 stubborn
3 alcholic tendencies
4 a high level of gra- gra
5 very very very vocal
6. very smart and hardened( can never see her in tears)
7 She'll short your booze ration
8 She respects you with serious warning.
9 Very sharp and wise to take action

YORUBA WIFE
Plus
1. Very respectful to husband
2. Very respectful to in-laws
3. Most times educated
4. Yielding and submissive
5. Likes sex.

Minus
1. Would most likely have had one kid for another man before you and after you.
2. Will most likely cheat at 65% with one Uncle or Oga at office.
3. Possibly give you another man's kid in between your kids
4. Tells her mother or sisters or friends everything.
5. May jazz you up.
6. Will fill you with pepper, palm oil, assorted and amala.
7. Probably will marry another man even if you split at 60 years of age.
8. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, the uncles will finally start to drop her off in front of the house with a peck.

IBO WIFE

Plus

1. Loyal to her husband
2. Gives kids good nourishing food with vegetables and many spices.
3. Is very clean.
4. Is ready to fight anybody alongside her husband and break their head or even fight while the husband watches.
5. Even if her husband leaves her at 30, she has only a 3% chance of remarrying after kids.

Minus
1. Very disrespectful to everyone including you.
2. After breaking the neighbours' head will one day break yours.
3. Only regards you as a man if you have money.
4. Views love as spending power.
5. May not really love you but will marry you because you are ready and her real lover isn't.
6. Will spend every dime of yours without touching hers
7. Does not tolerate your inlaws and disrespects them.
8. May stop shagging you after 35.
9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she will become VERY insubmissive and her family will finally remember what a useless in-law you are.

10. When there is a fight, her brothers will come and join to break your head.

EDO WIFE
Plus
1. Cannot cheat on you
2. Can also cook good food.
3. Looks after kids and you.
4. Very respectful
5. Most times well endowed.
6. Very thrifty
7. Always has one brother or sister in europe to bail you out in hard times.
8. Does not leave you even if you are semi-dead, quarter dead or dead.
9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she remains loyal but after building 10 houses you have no idea about.

Minus
1. May have signed your death day the day you were married.
2. You have a 98.75% chance of dying before her.
3. Eventually you die and she becomes the landlady.
4. Or she may have built her own house while you guys were still staying in a room and parlour without you knowing.
5. May have done runs before you got married.
6. Always calculating how to send your children abroad for ANY kind of job

HAUSA WIFE
Plus
1. Everything good.

Minus
1. If you are not a muslim, no chance.
2. You may eventually have to show her were the promised land is.
3. Even when you do, it must be in the dark.

EFIK WIFE
Plus
1. She will load you with so much good food that every other thing is poison
2. She will also f.... your brains out.
3. Also loyal and respectful but will also break your head if you misbehave.
4. Very clean.

Minus
1. She will f.... your brains out finally.
2. She will either be very slim, have an extremely large arse or be very short.
3. You will share shaving stick as she may have facial and chest hair.
4. Even if you wanna leave her, the f**king and feeding will keep you coming back for more.

URHOBO WIFE
Plus
1. If you like to drink, you'll never be short of a partner.
2. She does anything to take care of her kids.
3 Loyal and respectful.
4. Cannot cheat on you
5. Can also cook good food.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

HOW TO REINVENT YOURSELF

                               HOW TO REINVENT YOURSELF

     Change means reinvention, reinventing yourself can also be diving into a new and improved version of yourself. While planning to reinvent yourself, you must be ready; to address your flaws, become a better person and never stop learning.
     
     These tips can help you reinvent yourself into a better person;

1.Be positive: think positive, act positive and surround yourself with people who affect or influence you positively. Cut out irrelevant things, think big and surround yourself with people who want you to succeed. Being positive in everything you do is a great step to reinventing yourself.
   



2.Be ready to learn: read more, be submissive, be swift to learn things that will help you, you can learn from anyone. Be motivated, learn from people who motivate or inspire you. Learn new things and put them into use. 


3.Stay motivated: to get closer to reinventing yourself, you need to stay positive and motivated. Stay strong and be more confident.


4. Tell God: pray about your new self, inform your creator and tell him to guide you.Let him direct your path and take the lead. You will definitely be the best of yourself.


5.Improve the way you interact with others: smile more, be a better friend, a better partner, be less harsh, be less aggressive and be kind.

6.Take care of your body;improve your health: Improving your body will lead to major improvements in your mind, be a healthy eater and do anything you can to reduce stress in your life.


7.Truly change yourself: change the way you look, change the way you dress, improve your body language, change the way you talk, try making new friends, try new foods and read more about people.

8.Above all, love yourself.


  With all these tips, I bet You'll be the best person you can be.











HAPPY SUNDAY FRIENDS